January 2011
37 posts
Eating lasagna in bed yo.
It is incomprehensible to me that everyone is the world is not insanely jealous of my style right now. Except Kanye West, he’s probably eating lasagna in bed too. A bigger piece, I’m sure. Asshole.
PS. I’m sorry about the whole not blogging about my life recently. I need to get my internet life back together. brb pornhub
Sorry i'm always blogging about my dreams like...
But I had a dream last night that rocked me.
So anyway, last night I must confess that I had what I thought was going to be a ~sexy dream~ about Justin Kirk. Except that all the dream consisted of was me telling him about my dog’s diarrhea it’s been having all week and then crying about my ex boyfriend while he patted me on the head.
I think I need to reflect on that.
Sorry i'm always blogging about my dreams like...
Anonymous asked: I know I’m asking a stranger for advice on the internet but I’m really hoping you can help me! To try to keep it short: met a new transfer guy in class, found out we have a lot of things in common, he would text me every day and we were really into each other, held off sleeping with him for a month in hopes it would turn into something more, got drunk and it went down and now we...
I'm in love with someone who is in love with...
And it will never change. And I don’t care.
LET YOUR SKIN BEGIN TO BLEND ITSELF WITH MINE.:... →
fucknodezo:
While you’re spending money on “fashion”
I’m spending it on a new nintendo ds lite
While you’re having a girls night
i’m pulverizing the covenant.
While you’re watching the hills
i’m watching the empire strikes back.
While you’re at the mall with your girlfranz~*~*~
i’m camping on nuke…
Ben, looking at my DVR: What could you possibly have recorded from noon to 7pm?
Me: Oh, it’s a 16 and Pregnant marathon on MTV
Him: Jesus Christ, you’re kidding. Ugh.
Him, 2 hours later: Her dad’s being such an asshole right now, she obviously loves Chad so it’s not really his place to be judging her life. She’s having a baby, I think she can make a few of her own decisions.
Me:
“Ohh you’re out of the loop then. Sucking your own dick is considered very hot in...”
– Cody, educating me.
Not to toot my own blogging horn
But thanks 7 random people for following me. :)
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I'm sitting here
and I’m trying to figure out if I had a dream where I was really annoyed by something that Lindsay Lohan did or if I am actually annoyed by her in real life. This is how I spend my time now. Trying to differentiate between dreams and reality about the most inane shit.
They call her for dinner, she makes up an excuse. She looks at her arms and she rolls down her sleeves. And her mother is starting to see through her lies. And last night her father had tears in his eyes. And they rise in the morning, and they sleep in the dark. And even though nobody’s looking, she’s falling apart.
A series of unfortunate events.
I’m lying in my bed, I heard my dog making weird gasping noises in his sleep so I sat up to look at him and his eyelids were open but his eyeballs were rolled back into his head and he looked possessed so I screamed and he jolted awake, flipped out and rocketed off the bed and scratched the side of my face with one of his nails and now it’s bleeding.
And heres a gif to describe what just...
One of my favorite activities
is driving in the winter with the heat blasting on high and the window rolled all the way down.
Oh my god, it is the perfect mix of temperatures.
See your ex on the street
Have panic attack in the doorway of a McDonalds immediately afterwards.
e__e
Do you want to know how far my mom went to make me...
She’d take me upstairs to put me to bed and while she was reading me a story, she’d “sneeze”, which was my dad’s cue to stomp around on the hardwoord downstairs in his work boots, clank around the glass of milk I’d left out and jingle a few bells. I’d always try to run out of my room and catch the fat man in action, but my mom’d always stop me and say that Santa had this phobia of little children...
I'm on my fifth tattoo
and its progressing weekly. Somebody. Cut. The money. Supply.
Anonymous asked: thank youuu (: it's just hard cause i love him a lot ya know..but I'll try out ur advice he he it was funny but i got the point. so thankss again hun (:
Anonymous asked: thank youuu (: it's just hard cause i love him a lot ya know..but I'll try out ur advice he he it was funny but i got the point. so thankss again hun (:
I’m spending tonight away from my boyfriend for the first time in forever (yeah thats why I haven’t blogged). I can see it now. “can i use your computer?” “for what.” “tumblr” -____-
Whatever on a side note, i’m watching marley and me and also crying because why does the dog have to die and will my dog die? oh god my dog will totally die but...
Anonymous asked: What's one thing you really regret doing lately? heh if you could fix what ever it is now would you? I ask myself that all the time but I just never know if I should ya know. haha its about a boy but idk what to do and you look really smart and your blog makes me laugh. Thought I would ask (:
Anonymous asked: What's one thing you really regret doing lately? heh if you could fix what ever it is now would you? I ask myself that all the time but I just never know if I should ya know. haha its about a boy but idk what to do and you look really smart and your blog makes me laugh. Thought I would ask (:
